One More Thing Bush Does Not Understand

Every time Bush threatens Iran, world market price of petroleum moves up and Iran cries all the way to the bank.

Wake up Bushie. Speak softly and negotiate quietly. Be photographed hugging Ahmanijedad and the boss ayatollah in Iran and watch world price of petroleum plunge.

Only problem: it might hurt profits of your pals in Saudi Arabia and at Exxon-Mobil.

Hmmm. On the other hand, maybe Bush understands this a lot better that I do.