Sunday, January 07, 2007

Another Jewish Joke

Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is stting between them.

The first Texan says, "My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger."

The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5,000 head of cattle and they call my place Big John's."

They both look down at the Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres."

Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?"

"Nothing" Irving says.

"Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John.

"Downtown Dallas."

2 Comments:

At 11:26 PM, Blogger overtherainbow said...

EXPLORING THE ROOTS OF ANTI-SEMITISM


The next part of my tv program Rodeph Emet (Pursuer of Truth) Part III will air on Manhattan Neighborhood Network on the following dates:

Sunday 1/21 10:30 a.m. Channel 56 Time Warner Cable
Sunday 2/4 10:30 a.m. Channel 56 Time Warner Cable
Sunday 2/25 4:00 p.m. Channel 34 Time Warner Cable

The program will be streamed live over the internet:
Time Warner Ch34 | RCN 83 ASX File Time Warner Ch56 | RCN 84 ASX File

http://mnn.org/sites/mnn.org/files/streams/ch34.asx
http://mnn.org/sites/mnn.org/files/streams/ch56.asx

please tune in at the above time schedule Eastern Standard Time

To view a sneak preview of the program go to:

http://www.videoshoutout.com/view_video.php?viewkey=44259755d38e6d163e82

and

http://www.videoshoutout.com/view_video.php?viewkey=5a2e075a1a4a6e1b9770

 
At 10:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny Joke!! Thanks for sharing! Here are a couple jewish joke videos, and a link several more jewish joke videos. They're really funny!

The Story of Lot
http://one.revver.com/watch/226755/flv/affiliate/73123

Matzo Balls
http://one.revver.com/watch/214103/flv/affiliate/73123

More Jewish Joke videos
http://one.revver.com/collections/show/136927

 

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